The older I get the more I identify with the movie Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.
I’ve decided that I’m just going to get on facebook long enough to make it awkward for everyone else from now on.
- Me: *drinking coffee*
- Mom: ......
- Mom: What if they made drinking coffee illegal?
- Me: I'd start an underground smuggling ring and open a speakeasy where I serve espresso instead of booze.
- Mom: .... you didn't even think about the question.
- Me: didn't have to. *continues to drink coffee*
do you ever feel like no one would notice if you just quietly faded into the wallpaper?